I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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