He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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