My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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