wat bout pragnant strippers??
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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