So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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