i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
i've created a new STD.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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