Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Enjoy the penises
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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