Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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