Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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