I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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