I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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