So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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