So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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