remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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