she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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