I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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