No awkward lesbian experiences without me
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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