: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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