yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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