I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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