She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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