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(727): View more from Florida

What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?

(1-727): View more from Florida

Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.

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(+52): View more from Mexico

I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore

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(914): View more from New York

vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable

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(513): View more from Ohio

successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here

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(404): View more from Georgia

you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship

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(972): View more from Texas

I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed

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(703): View more from Virginia

Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'

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(310): View more from California

Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.

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It's the best of both worlds

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(415): View more from California

Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.

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