I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
