does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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