her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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