I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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