dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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