I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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