Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
