I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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