i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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