Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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