I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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