We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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