Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
my being single is dangerous.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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