Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
high people should be assigned attendants
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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