I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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