Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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