But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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