Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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