There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
mondays should just be called national damage control day
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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