Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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