the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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