i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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