Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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