we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
we're making bets on your personal life
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
