Dual....:-)
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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