idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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