Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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