Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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