I wannas sexs uuuuu
where am i from again
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Randomize
