you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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