So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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