She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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