Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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