I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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