508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
