I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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