I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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