There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
